Pull up a chair, tap the Keg (Smash), and pour yourself a frothy mug of Elusive Brew as Daggerd tells the tale of Brewmaster monks! Rob and Hend learn the finer points of Monk tanking and keg smashing in this self-serving episode! Plus, your ears get another treat with Kym filling us in on Ashran! Sit back, relax, and enjoy!
In this episode, there will be BLOOD! The boys are joined by champion Death Knight, Epic Insanity! The crew discusses everything from talents to glyphs to dirty socks. Things have certainly changed since this mighty tank class ruled on high in Siege of Orgrimmar. Are Death Knights still all that and a bag of blood boils? You’ll just have to listen and find out. Also, Transmog Anxiety is a real thing. Find out what YOU can do about this serious condition.
Do you ever just blindly hit accept on a quest and wonder what is really going on in that big crazy digital world of Azeroth? Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered. Adding to the list of epic three-peat guests, the boys are joined once again by the queen of lore herself, Anne Stickney! We get caught up on everything Pandaria and dig into what is going on in Warlords. Rob gets sentimental about Garrosh and the gang dives into the important question…. Where the heck is Wrathion!?!? If you have a heart, this is an episode you don’t want to miss!
What’s that? Another self serving episode? Well, if you love Destruction Warlocks as much as Hend, then you will definitely pick up some pointers from our friendly, neighbourhood Warlock, Fayt! You know the drill… all the talents, glyphs, and priority rotations you can handle! Make sure to stick around for Things I Learned The Hard Way as Hend fesses up to possibly one of his greatest moments in game so far.
After a brief hiatus (blame Hearthstone) the boys celebrate their triumphant return with their very first three-peat guest…. Serenity Saz! After the abillity pruning and class balance that Warlords has rained down upon us, even the best players need to revisit the Training Dummies. Saz gives us all the info we need in order for Khrainos… errrr ALL the Enhancement Shaman to take it to the next level. It doesn’t even matter how much the crew got derailed this episode because… dat Saz!!!
The guys stopped deleting their druids for long enough to realize that maybe druids do have some awesome to bring to the table. In this episode Rob and Hend are joined by long time friend of the show and feral druid rockstar, Elamari! We get into the nitty gritty of feral kitty talents, dps, and glyphs and even clear the air about DoT snap-shotting. We also learn that Mike Preach was wrong about feral kittys and the level 100 talents are kind of awesome!
What the heck is a Garrison?! Do you need a Garrison? What are followers? How exactly does the whole thing work? In this special episode, the boys are joined by AlternativeChat to get all the essential details about Garrisons and exactly why you should buy your ticket for the hype train before it leaves the station!
With Blizzcon just around the corner, the boys wanted to make sure you get ALL THE TIPS on making your trip a successful one. The one and only Salty Sláinte gives us the details about everything from hygiene to food trucks to mouth hugs to a juggling Arthas. Even if you aren’t going to attend this year, you definitely don’t want to miss this episode!
In this monumental episode the dummies are joined by not one, not two, but THREE amazing guests. Get yourself comfortable and prepare to enjoy the accents of podcasting’s royals as the cast from Girls Gone WoW discuss the challenges of picking a main character for the new expansion. From constipation to hardcore progression to boredom to just wanting to have some good old fun, no class is safe as shots are fired in all directions! Everyone has a good laugh when “Things I learned the hard way” quickly turns into a #warcraftshaming session.
In this episode the boys take another stroll down RP lane. Not sure how to get into it? That’s OK because we aren’t either! From the finer points of how not to be a jerk, to online resources, to addons, this show is packed full of RP goodness. We also learn that transmog is just a gateway to RP and Meatwhistle really does have a story to tell!
This week the Dummies are joined by podcasting royalty when Molsan stops by and gives the boys the low down on how to fill up their in game wallets. With Warlords (FINALLY!) on the horizon, everyone wants to make sure that their stable of alts is well funded and ready to go. Molsan keeps it real and even flips the tables on the boys with some interview questions of his own. With the wealth of knowledge packed into this one, there should be a fee for this episode!
As we anxiously await the drop of Warlords of Draenor, the Dummies know that people are looking for things to do in the meantime. Rather than refreshing your inbox in hopes of that elusive beta key, why not try something a little more… challenging! In this episode the boys are joined by Challenge Mode extraordinaire Thunderspank! Having multiple gold victories with several classes across all 3 roles, Thunder gives us the dirty details on what you need to know to win that mount and finally get your CM transmog gear! If you’re ready to show off that badge of honor, this is an episode you do not want to miss.
Do you ever have those moments where you just can’t quite down that boss? Is your roster running a little lean? Do you ever wish you had that outside perspective that could help give you that little push? Good news everyone… The Raid Doctor is in! The boys are joined tonight by Pallie from GetErRaid with an awesome new service for the Warcraft community. This brand new episode is sure to be a prescription for success!
In this very special episode the boys are joined by Roni from Lil Red Cosplay where they learn all about… you guessed it COSPLAY! From paper, to door stops, to paper towel rolls, find out how you can use ALL THE THINGS to make your costume!
This week it’s all about the PVP with Dae and Jabcup from Dots, Hots, & Grave Plots. They teach Hend and Rob all about battlegraounds, from the actual rules, how to win, and a few advanced tips & tricks. Got your guild banner? Despite what they may have said about PVP in the past, Hend and Rob cannot deny that their PVPness is out in the open now!
In this heal-centric episode, the boys are joined by world ranked healer Stormieh! In this look back at the evolution of healing through Pandaria, we learn about what it was like to go from heroic progression to boredom. What does really have in store? And Stormieh reveals what may just be the craziest advanced trick we have heard on this show… EVAR!
It’s time for HUNTER TALK!!! The boys are joined in this episode but 9 year, loyal hunter and fellow Catalyst Gaming Media friend, Quori!!! In one of the most requested class guides to date, we discuss how to pew pew your way to greatness. Whether you bring your sporebat, your wolf, or the legendary Broken Tooth, this is one episode you do not want to miss!
In this triumphant return the boys welcome Windwalker extraordinaire, Rotund! We get all the latest and greatest on the most punchy and kicky dps spec in game. Rotund helps clear the air on the great haste vs mastery debate and gives us some tips on how to take your fists of fury to the next level. Kym had a brand new Crowd Control and of course everyone had an tale for “Things I learned the hard way.” Please do enjoy episode 65!
You know that one healer that just steals ALL THE HEALS? The one that you hate but it’s because you are kind of jealous… Despite all the technical difficulties, Vero stayed for the long haul tonight to set the record straight on all things disc. It’s more than just smite to win and in episode 64 we learn exactly what it takes to make all the other healers go lay down for a nap.
“ENHANCEMENT IS AWESOME! Everything is cool when you’re spreading your flames!” Once again it’s time to fix Hend and who better to set the record straight than the Enhancement Shayman stormlashing soloist survivor… Serenity Saz! You better grab a pen and notepad because we dig into all the details of this face melting melee spec. From the basics of stat priorities to the talent tree to spell rotation, this is an episode you do not want to miss! Can Saz finally make Hend understand the majesty and glory of Ascendance?!?! Sit back and enjoy episode 63 to find out!
Remember that time when Anne Stickney came on the show and it was so awesome?! Yeah, well she did it again! This time we look at wrapping up Mists of Pandaria and what you need to know going into Warlords of Draenor. Was Garrosh actually corrupt? Is Jaina going to snap and be the next villain? What the heck is Wrathion up to? This is another lore-tastic episode you don’t want to miss!
Are you looking to take your game to the next level? Then you won’t want to miss episode 61 where the boys are joined by the world ranked, raid leader of Blood Legion, the one and only Riggnaros! From progression raiding to guild roster and alts to UI to mythic raiding, Riggnaros weighs in on what you should know to up your game! He even has his own contribution for “Things I learned the hard way”.
In this long awaited episode the boys are joined by good friend and heroic progression resto Shaman, Darni! It’s high time for Hend to learn a thing or two about his own main class. From stats to talents to that one buff that does that one thing, we dig deep into the Shaman toolbox and learn how to make those most of those totems! We announce the winner of the favorite macro as well as reveal a NEW contest! Sit back and enjoy episode 60!
In this episode the boys dig deep into the encyclopedia of all things Holy Paladin with very special guest, Megacode! You better have a notepad handy because the amount of information dropped during this session is nothing short of MEGA-EPIC! Mega helps to clear the air about stats, talents, and glyphs and gives tons of in depth information on how to maximize your game and use the light to its fullest. And if that wasn’t enough, we celebrate the return of our favorite swoon worthy Scot for a Pally-centric segment of Crowd Control! This is definitely a HANDS ON episode that you don’t want to miss!
In this episode the boys are joined by Mistweaver extraordinaire, Tzufit! A lot has changed for the mighty monk healers throughout this expansion and it’s time to clear the air about everything from stat priorities to talents and glyphs and whether or not Fistweaving is really mandatory. The boys also announce a new contest that you won’t wanna miss… So sit back and enjoy episode 58!
Do you ever see someone sprint past you at lightning speed? Or bail off the side of a cliff only to sprout wings and glide off into the sunset? Do you wanna be everyone’s best friend as YOU get all the glory for dropping a Jeeves in the middle of that LFR? Come and enjoy this episode with special guest Moogyver as we discuss the magic of everyone’s favorite profession… Engineering! Even Hend learns a thing or two about his own main toon’s profession and Rob just sits back in jealousy.
We want to extend a special congratulations and lots of Hendlove to Kym and Andy as they have finally welcomed their new addition into their home.
And now for something completely similar… The boys have invited Ceraphus and Xia to discuss the dummies involvement with Catalyst Gaming Media. What is it? Why should you be excited about it? Listen in and find out exactly what the buzz is all about!!! And if you’re lucky maybe Xia will talk extra fancy for you!
These macros come courtesy of Sunnier, as well as the descriptions for them. Enjoy.
This macro targets yourself with Chi Wave, guaranteeing that Chi Wave will heal you on its first bounce. That’s pretty important if you want Chi Wave to be useful while tanking. Just in case you want to start the Chi Wave bounce on someone other than yourself, use it with the ctrl modifier.
/use [nomod, @player] Chi Wave
/use [mod:ctrl] Chi Wave
This macro puts all your taunt functionality on the same button. Without modifiers, it simply taunts your target. With shift, it targets and taunts off your Ox Statue, which is an AoE taunt. With ctrl, it casts Leer of the Ox (assuming you have it glyphed), which taunts some mobs onto your statue.
/cast [nomod] Provoke
/target [mod:shift] Black Ox Statue;
/cast [mod:shift] Provoke
/cast [mod:ctrl] Leer of the Ox
Use this macro to bind world markers to your keys. To change between the various colors, simply change the last digit in the macro on the second line to the corresponding number in the table below! Thanks and hendlove to Pudkud for sending this in!
Welcome back to a brand new episode! Despite fighting some technical difficulties and audio gnomes, the boys have a great conversation with Skolnick about the hidden gems of this wonderful World of Warcraft. Come and get a special dose of Frog Justice and learn some of WoWs hidden locations and best kept secrets!
In what turned out to be our longest show to date, Amijade teaches Hend and Rob how to play both Affliction and Demonology warlocks. If you are even thinking of rolling a warlock, this is a must listen! We even find out just how long Hendlove lasts. As if that wasn’t enough, we have even included almost 12 minutes of bonus material not heard on the live show! So, sit back, relax, and enjoy the show. You’ll be glad you did!
We are joined by Tikari who gives us the rundown on everyone’s favorite stealth class, the Rogue. With a brief overview of all 3 specs and some more in-depth discussion on Assassination, you’ll be turning tricks… of the trade in no time! We’ve also got a new Crowd Control segment! Enjoy!
After another unplanned and unexpected vacation the boys celebrate their return with another repeat guest, Anna! This episode is packed full of tips and tricks for the Timeless Isle if you want to spend less time on the Isle. You don’t have to learn things the hard way as the crew discusses loot, upgrades, achievements and some secrets you don’t want to miss. So hop into your Noodle Cart and /dance your way to a good time!
A special thanks to Wowmartiean for his hard work on this video that shows you each and every one of the treasure chest locations! http://youtu.be/nK6n2XizIwM
With 5.4 just around the corner, we know everyone is scrambling to get their raid teams organized and back on track. Fortunately, you can tell your tanks to get their act together and check out this tanktastic episode where special guests Ceraphus and Epicinsanity cover everything you need to know about Blood Death Knight tanking. You definitely won’t want to miss an amazing surprise jam as Epic himself just can’t get enough of Hend love babe!
With 5.4 just around the corner, what better time to talk about the new location to find all the awesome new radness! And what better special guest to bring back than the king of youtube and rare guides himself, Wowmartiean. Get the latest info on what to expect when the new patch drops for rares, achievements, and those precious shiny purples!
The boys bring in the one and only sugar mama of Stormwind herself, Apsana! Despite the amount of Hendlove being thrown around, the crew covers some great tips and tricks for parents who have decided to let their children explore the great big world of Azeroth. From parental controls, to LFRs, to monitoring your play time, Apsana speaks from her own experience in how to raise your Hordlings the right way.
The Dummies are joined by PvP royalty, Kym Scally! Listen in as Hend talks about life outside of the game, Rob finally hits his personal goal of having a level 90 of each class, and Kym announces her Crowd Control segment becoming a full blown show! This show almost gets derailed when Rob decides to turn on the live stream and has no idea what is going on… Learn more about 5.4 PvP changes and exactly what it takes to make your guests comfortable. You don’t want to miss this episode!
Hathorr from The Low Pop WoW Podcast joins us today to talk about life on a low population server and running a guild in that environment. Hathorr provides some great tips on keeping a guild progression focused, while ensuring members of all skill levels, time commitments, and play styles feel welcome and included in guild activities. Guild masters and members alike can all take something away from this episode to help make their guild experience an enjoyable one. When it’s all said and done, Hend and Rob come to realize that healthy, thriving guilds can exist anywhere and when it comes to servers, size truly does not matter! That’s what she said! Honest!